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[17 Nov 2006|09:04am]
only you, babe. only you
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[13 Nov 2006|11:57am]
This is getting pretty anoying.
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[27 Sep 2006|07:50am]
Yesterday was my birthday
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[15 Mar 2006|11:15am]
this is my last entry
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[25 Jan 2006|09:15am]
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[23 Jan 2006|09:43am]
[ mood | Pissed the fuck off ]

Wow, what a fuckin liar. I guess skanky pictures are the way you like to communicate with guys that are your friends.

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[16 Jan 2006|10:02pm]
[ mood | stressed ]

Let's go over the good parts of the weekend:

-Billiards with Elvia and gang
-Back with Elvia, all problems being ironed out
-Didn't work
-Elvia visits

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[02 Jan 2006|10:25am]
[ mood | discontent ]

Image hosted by Photobucket.comOne man is transported from his bed into a terrible future filled with hypocrites, scoundrals, assholes, bastards, liars, and backstabbers. This man is forced to feed upon the flesh of the dead and endure the horror. Starring Mitchell Carlson.

Just so not to seem like a depressed freak, here is some humor:
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[13 Dec 2005|11:58am]
Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In April I bought porn for deadndried (10 points). Last Monday I stole theyellowdart88's purse (-30 points). In August I pushed kittenkiller15 in the mud (-17 points). In July on a flight to Vancouver, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). In June I helped x_bert_x hide a body (-173 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-250 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!


Write your letter to Santa! Enter your LJ username:
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[13 Dec 2005|11:56am]
[ mood | hungry ]

Workin at the car wash...

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[18 Nov 2005|09:57pm]
[ mood | busy ]

this is to anyone who cares, I have decided that I want to change my livejournal, at first it was going to be a joke, but I am going to. If you would like to be on my friends list, comment to me.

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I love her [16 Nov 2005|12:42pm]
[ mood | sick ]

Me and Elvia's 16th month!

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[08 Nov 2005|02:12pm]
[ mood | tired ]

I got this from Joey...


If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, even if we don't speak often, please post a comment with a memory of you and me. It can be anything you want, either good or bad. I promise not to come after you with a spatula, either way.

When you're finished, post this little paragraph on your blog and be surprised (or mortified) about what people remember about you.

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[17 Oct 2005|09:30am]
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[09 Oct 2005|08:07pm]
[ mood | geeky ]

I have adopted a kitten
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And here is true beauty
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not actual time ^ [03 Oct 2005|11:45am]
[ mood | depressed ]

Three updates in one hour... it's because I'm in this stupid fuckin class for two hours with no teacher or anything but nothing to do. This weekend was pretty cool, Elvia and I went to see Corpse Bride, which despite the HOT TOPIC trends, I liked it. After the movies we went next door (we were at the deerfield movies) to this ice cream place and had cake and ice cream before washing it all down with curley fries. So I guess I have to figure out a healthy diet because of my high blood pressure and the whole being fat thing. My neck hurts a lot. Anyways, I've tried the whole diet thing before and all it ended up doing is (after a couple of hours) eating a whole bunch of greasy shit and stuff like that, not to mention that, since I have to be to work so quickly, I eat Wendy's like everyday. I can't concentrate because some retard is playing some lame ass music.

I'm looking foward to screamfest, which should be pretty good. On Saturday I am taking Elvia to see what it's like, and on Sunday I'm going to go with my dad or something to a couple of screenings and to attend that Bloody Mary seminar on how to do horror makeup. That should be cool.

I went to Waldenbooks and reserved The Rising so that I can read what happened before City of the Dead. I'm so bored... Eminem sucks dick. I'm going crazy from this stupid shit; a bunch of idiots screeching at each other while crappy assed music plays in the background.

Moving along... I went to the pawn shop on Friday with hopes of possibly finding, even though the chances were slim, and it was something I didn't count on or expect, the Bloodhound Gang's: One Fierce Beer Coaster. Lo and Behold, I found it, along with that Rage Against The Machine Cd with Testify. I think that I'm going to take Elvia to that pawn shop sometime because they had some cool stuff (CD wise).

There has been a terrible loss in the family, and I'm serious about this. This Saturday at approximately 2ish, Jesse Carlson, beloved friend and feline, had to be put to sleep at the age of 12. Jesse was a bad ass and he let the whole block know. I remember one time when I was like 9 Chealsea's (Danielle's cousin) dog got out and came to my house and attacked my cats, but Jesse stepped out, his shadowy hair blowing in the wind, stepped out and bitchslapped the shit out of him. The dog ran home so fast that it looked like a cheetah. On Saturday afternoon, after getting home from the mall and descovering that yet another friend of mine was gone, I dug a grave for my close and dear friend and wept. I have had Two dogs, both have been put to sleep because of health, and three cats. Two of the three cats I have had for about 12 years or more, and the other for about six years. If I find whatever animal did this to my friend (as he was too weak to continue from it's last fight), I will first spin the creature from it's tail and smash it into the wall. Next, I'll get a shovel and cut the animal's ass off (Jessie's tail was bitten off). Next, I will tie the animal up, dig a hole, and bury it alive.


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[03 Oct 2005|11:30am]
[ mood | tired ]

Well, it's been 1 week of being 17, nobody really cared or noticed, so heres what I got:

-City of the Dead; book from Elvia
-Gargoyle insence burning statue; Elvia
-Star Wars Encyclopedia; Elvia
-Yoda vs. Sith Lord statue; Elvia

-Shirt; Rachel & Aunt Cindy
-Point Break; Rachel & Aunt Cindy

-$50; Mom
-$120; Grandma
-$10; Grandma
-$20; Grandad
-Car wash soap and wax; Dad
-Kurt Cobain journals; Dad
-Windshield visor; Dad

-Zombie six pack; Frankie
-$1; Larry

Thanks to all for the great presents.

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[03 Oct 2005|11:00am]
[ mood | ecstatic ]

I LOVE YOU ELVIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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[19 Sep 2005|11:23am]
[ mood | paranoid ]

One more week and then... BAM!!! I'm seventeen. You know what that means Elvia, it means I might be able to convince my mom to let me out until 1am or so.

Today I had to do a checkup, and I guess that if I don't get up off of my fatt ass, I'm going to put my health at risk because I have a high blood pressure... but other than that I'm fine. So now I have to find some kind of way of exercising, walk, skate, sex (just kidding).

If you can, submit an exercise. Comment on what I should do because... my life is at stake!

Otherwise, go fuck yourself, because whether I live or die doesn't matter to you.

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If I see one more redneck spit in a lake, I'll be forced to get up and change the channel... [27 Aug 2005|10:34pm]
[ mood | It's really truly love! ]

My power is still out, SUCKS!!!

Well, Elvia and I just got back from dinner at this buffet place and I had a great time, we saw froglegs, chicken feet, and human heads. My birthday's comming up, and i expect all of you to begin construction of a statue of me.

I love you, Elvia, with all of my heart!

See ya.

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